I was looking my math notes from yesterday and

I’d meant to write “not necessarily positive” but it turns out I actually wrote “not necessarily beautiful”

astsdsdgf I’m sorry absolute value of u sub n you’ll always be beautiful to me

lining cabinets lol more like “how badly can i fuck up cutting a straight line” 

oh boy let’s explore this mysterious cabinet beneath the bookshelf

wow that’s a lot of Braves paraphernalia get that out of there

ooh there’re some good reads in here

and some more good reads over here I guess wait

what’s that behind these mystery novels

oh no

mom no

mom

no

onitsuki:

can you imagine a sparkledog or something trying to do its makeup

think about that image for a minute, maybe let it stick with you when you go to bed. a blue and pink wolf trying to put on hairclips and makeup on then attempting to apply contacts.

preferably cartoonish and in the style of like that scene of a poodle doing its makeup in that movie about a tabby named oliver

yeah 

that reminds me

godDAMNIT

ironical-moronical:

cucoo:

carbunculus:

swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings

look at this asshole

look at him

god damn it henry

GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK

HENRY

DEAD

ironical-moronical:

cucoo:

carbunculus:

swear to god henry IV looks like a little shit in every single one of his paintings

look at this asshole

look at him

god damn it henry

GOD DAMN IT STOP LOOKING SO SASSY YOU FRENCH FUCK

HENRY

DEAD

women laughing alone with loose change
oh wait, I mean
las mujeres riendo a solas con monedas

women laughing alone with loose change

oh wait, I mean

las mujeres riendo a solas con monedas

a brand of Japanese alcoholic beverage called “For Goodness”

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